Story Time.
Last Sunday we went to a hotel bar to watch the Bears play the GB Packers. There aren't many Americanized sports bars in our area and we settled for a small side bar in a nice, trendy hotel that happened to be carrying the game. I accidentally ordered a Peroni that ran me $5, Dan and Jon did their research before ordering and each got a soft drink for $2. A $3 difference may not seem much to you, but you learn to appreciate these discretionary ordering techniques when your volunteer stipend leaves you with an ATM message that looks like this:
ACCOUNT BALANCE: $0.87
Anyways, the lack of money is to be expected and that's all part of the experience...so somewhere around the beginning of the 4th quarter of the Bears game, a twenty-something skater-looking dude walks up to the bar and orders a Heineken. Tattoo on the lower neck region, black Hurley hat with an abstract white design (adjusted slightly to the side), oversized, black Billabong style shirt, jeans, high-top DC shoes...you get the picture. He drank his Heineken slowly and regretfully, as if he had just lost $2,000 in the nearby casino and all of a sudden he found himself at a side bar in a hotel. He stared at the labeling on the bottle as if he were conducting a research project, watching it slowly turn in his hand, around and around. Myself and the other volunteers watched him from a few feet away, feeling sorry for him and what was probably his recent monetary loss.
After finishing the Heineken, he left for about 20 minutes and came back to the bar and ordered a $206 bottle of champagne ($216 with tax). I was all of a sudden paying very close attention when he paid the bartender in 2 $100 bills, and when the bartender politely asked him to pay him the other $16 he owed-he laid down another 2 $100 bills and told the bartender to keep the change. Change in my bank account is literally just that, $0.87 cents in change. Change in this skater dude's case was $84.
I assumed he was going to take the nice bottle of champagne, the bucket of ice, and 2 champagne glasses upstairs to some lucky lady. Instead he told the bartender to forget about the bucket of ice, and he asked him to pop open the bottle right there. Keep in mind this is Sunday around 11:30 PM, with no one else around except 3 white kids watching the Bears game...not exactly the most common time to start popping bottles.
After he had a couple of sips, he looks at the bartender, nods in our direction, and says (in the most monotone, calm, dull, slow voice I've ever heard), "Did you give those guys some?" The bartender did a double-take to make sure the kid wasn't joking. Skater Dude looked down at us and asked, again in the chilled-out-bro tone of voice, "You guys want some?" We responded that we would, "sure why not?"
After each of us got a full glass, we asked him what the occasion was... "Yo man, this is awesome, thanks so much, what's the occasion?" "Yeah man, what are we celebrating tonight!?"
He looked up ever so slowly from his glass of champagne, as if turning his neck 90 degrees was something he only liked to do a certain number of times in one day...and we were pushing his limit on that number. "Because it tastes f-ing delicious, that's why." (he didn't say f-ing, but for the sake of keeping this blog G-rated you can use your imagination there)
That was a good enough answer for us, and we began to sip. It tasted like liquid gold, it was easily the best champagne I've ever had (obviously). Usually I don't like champagne, but this bottle changed my entire outlook on the bubbly.
We tried probably another 5/6 times to get a conversation going with this Skater Dude, and each time were politely denied from anything past a comment like the first. Examples...
Us: Yo man, so where are you from?
Skater Dude: Bloomington.
Me: Oh awesome, like Bloomington, Indiana? My girlfriend was considering IU's Journalism School...
Skater: Bloomington, Illinois.
Us: Oh right on, so are you a Bears fan?
Skater: (Purse of the lips and nod of the head up and down one time, no words)
Jon: Awesome man, I'm from Palos Heights outside of Chicago, we're here watching the Bears game, thanks so much for the champagne, this stuff is delicious.
Skater: No problem (looks back to begin another research project on the rising bubbles)
After he told the bartender to give us the remainder of the bottle and to make sure we had had enough, we watched the end of the Bears game mostly in silence. I'm not sure about the other guys but I didn't want to agitate the guy or disturb the flow of how the night was going. So we just sat there and enjoyed it, because the Skater Dude was right...it did taste f-ing delicious.
Sorry there's not a grand finale ending to this story, we got up after finishing and thanked the nameless Skater Dude again...he just nodded and pursed his lips as if we had disrupted his train of thought. Then we kind of just slowly backed away from the situation and started on our way home.
Sum it up to another weird, yet adventurous and entertaining night in Puerto Rico.
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